Weekend shopping
I bet you woke up this morning and thought, "Gee, I'd really like to buy some new upholstered furniture this weekend." If so, you're in luck, because The Conran Shop's upholstery sale starts tomorrow, with savings of 20% on its most popular sofas and armchairs. Yay! 9/18-10/3; 11-8, 10-7 Sat., noon-6 Sun.; 407 E. 59th St. (at 1st Ave.).

If you feel like getting out of the city this weekend, head up to White Plains for the Vintage Clothing, Estate Jewelry, and Textile Show, featuring more than 100 exhibitors, plus a cash prize on Sunday for the person wearing "the most vintage attire" (hey, it's $250 for first place, $100 for second, and $50 for third). Admission is $8. If you take the Metro North to White Plains, it's a six-minute walk. 9/18-9/19; 10-5 Sat., 10-4 Sun.; Westchester County Center, Rte 100 Tarrytown Road, White Plains, NY.

If you'd rather stay in the city, head to the Metropolitan Pavilion for their Fall Antiques & Decorative Arts Show, which features jewelry, art, objets d'art, and knickknacky stuff. Admission is $10. 9/18-9/19; 11-6; Metropolitan Pavilion, 125 W. 18th St. (6th & 7th Aves.).

In celebration of their new Cryste Marine cream, get free ground shipping on a $30 order at Kiehls.com when you enter code MARINE through 9/20.

At Stila, receive a free lip color sample pack featuring shades Luce, Natalie, and Pixie, with every order through 10/3.

At Laura Mercier get a free Mimosa Luxury soap (it smells sooo good) with your purchase of any two bath and body products through 9/30.

Get an extra 10% off any Dior item at Metroluxury.net when you enter code MLSC.

Gabay's has a new shipment of designer handbags and shoes by Marc Jacobs, Manolo Blahnik, Chanel, Prada, Gucci, and more, for 50%-60% off.

Beauty.com, a website after my own heart, has a special gift-with-purchase page for suckers like me.

Select lines are now up to 70% off at the Agent Provocateur online sale. Sadly, no bras in my size...

To celebrate the arrival of fancy-schmancy Jo Malone, Gloss.com is offering either free shipping on a $50 order (enter code JMSHIP) or a sample of Amber & Lavender cologne (enter code JMALS) or a sample of Honeysuckle & Jasmine cologne (enter code JMHJS), all through 9/22. Plus, all orders get a free sample of Clarins mini waterproof eye pencil in violet through 9/20.

At Design Within Reach, save 10% on any six dining chairs (for the design rebels out there, no, they don't have to match) through 9/24. Sorry, no Herman Miller, Kartell, or previously marked-down chairs.

At Beautyhabit.com, get a free "Feel Good--Vote" soap with a $50 order through 10/15 when you enter code VOTE at checkout.

Get an extra 25% off clearance items and tagged new arrivals in the Back Room at Loehmann's. (I was there recently, and they have a lot of new fall merchandise, including a lot of my fave Marc by Marc Jacobs--shoes as well as clothes.) And if you have insider points, now's the time to bust out your coupons.

Buy two pair of regular-priced jeans at Bloomingdale's this weekend and get 15% off your purchase.

And, not to be outdone by the Conran Shop, Crate & Barrel is also having an upholstery sale, with 20% off pre-made items on the website and 25% of in-store custom jobs.